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here one after another of our messengers rose and delivered their reports。 the marvels of civilisation far exceeded our expectations； and； as we learnt for the first time how man flies in the air； talks across space； penetrates to the heart of an atom； and embraces the universe in his speculations； a murmur of admiration burst from our lips。
“we are proud；” we cried； “that our mothers sacrificed their youth in such a cause as this！” castalia； who had been listening intently； looked prouder than all the rest。 then jane reminded us that we had still much to learn； and castalia begged us to make haste。 on we went through a vast tangle of statistics。 we learnt that england has a population of so many millions； and that such and such a proportion of them is constantly hungry and in prison； that the average size of a working man’s family is such； and that so great a percentage of women die from maladies incident to childbirth。 reports were read of visits to factories； shops； slums； and dockyards。 descriptions were given of the stock exchange； of a gigantic house of business in the city； and of a government office。 the british colonies were now discussed； and some account was given of our rule in india； africa and ireland。 i was sitting by castalia and i noticed her uneasiness。
“we shall never e to any conclusion at all at this rate；” she said。 “as it appears that civilisation is so much more plex than we had any notion； would it not be better to confine ourselves to our original enquiry？ we agreed that it was the object of life to produce good people and good books。 all this time we have been talking of aeroplanes； factories； and money。 let us talk about men themselves and their arts； for that is the heart of the matter。”
so the diners out stepped forward with long slips of paper containing answers to their questions。 these had been framed after much consideration。 a good man； we had agreed； must at any rate be honest； passionate； and unworldly。 but whether or not a particular man possessed those qualities could only be discovered by asking questions； often beginning at a remote distance from the centre。 is kensington a nice place to live in？ where is your son being educated—and your daughter？ now please tell me； what do you pay for your cigars？ by the way； is sir joseph a baronet or only a knight？ often it seemed that we learnt more from trivial questions of this kind than from more direct ones。 “i accepted my peerage；” said lord bunkum； “because my wife wished it。” i forget how many titles were accepted for the same reason。 “working fifteen hours out of the twenty–four； as i do—” ten thousand professional men began。
“no； no； of course you can neither read nor write。 but why do you work so hard？” “my dear lady； with a growing family—” “but why does your family grow？” their wives wished that too； or perhaps it was the british empire。 but more significant than the answers were the refusals to answer。 very few would reply at all to questions about morality and religion； and such answers as were given were not serious。 questions as to the value of money and power were almost invariably brushed aside； or pressed at extreme risk to the asker。 “i’m sure；” said jill； “that if sir harley tightboots hadn’t been carving the mutton when i asked him about the capitalist system he would have cut my throat。 the only reason why we escaped with our lives over and over again is that men are at once so hungry and so chivalrous。 they despise us too much to mind what we say。”
“of course they despise us；” said eleanor。 “at the same time how do you account for this—i made enquiries among the artists。 now； no woman has ever been an artist； has she； polls？”
“jane—austen—charlotte—bronte—george—eliot；” cried poll； like a man crying muffins in a back street。
“damn the woman！” someone exclaimed。 “what a bore she is！”
“since sappho there has been no female of first rate—” eleanor began； quoting from a weekly newspaper。
“it’s now well known that sappho was the somewhat lewd invention of professor hobkin；” ruth interrupted。
“anyhow； there is no reason to suppose that any woman ever has been able to write or ever will be able to write；” eleanor continued。 “and yet； whenever i go among authors they never cease to talk to me about their books。 masterly！ i say； or shakespeare himself！ （for one must say something） and i assure you； they believe me。”
“that proves nothing；” said jane。 “they all do it。 only；” she sighed； “it doesn’t seem to help us much。 perhaps we had better examine modern literature next。 liz； it’s your turn。”
elizabeth rose and said that in order to prosecute her enquiry she had dressed as a man and been taken for a reviewer。
“i have read new books pretty steadily for the past five years；” said she。 “mr。 wells is the most popular living writer； then es mr。 arnold bennett； then mr。 pton makenzie； mr。 mckenna and mr。 walpole may be bracketed together。” she sat down。
“but you’ve told us nothing！” we expostulated。 “or do you mean that these gentlemen have greatly surpassed jane–elliot and that english fiction is—where’s that review of yours？ oh； yes； ‘safe in their hands。’”
“safe； quite safe；” she said； shifting uneasily from foot to foot。 “and i’m sure that they give away even more than they receive。”
we were all sure of that。 “but；” we pressed her； “do they write good books？”
“good books？” she said； looking at the ceiling “you must remember；” she began； speaking with extreme rapidity； “that fiction is the mirror of life。 and you can’t deny that education is of the highest importance； and that it would be extremely annoying； if you found yourself alone at brighton late at night； not to know which was the best boarding house to stay at； and suppose it was a dripping sunday evening—wouldn’t it be nice to go to the movies？”
“but what has that got to do with it？” we asked。
“nothing—nothing—nothing whatever；” she replied。
“well； tell us the truth；” we bade her。
“the truth？ but isn’t it wonderful；” she broke off—“mr。 chitter has written a weekly article for the past thirty years upon love or hot buttered toast and has sent all his sons to eton—”
“the truth！” we demanded。
“oh； the truth；” she stammered； “the truth has nothing to do with literature；” and sitting down she refused to say another word。
it all seemed to us very inconclusive。
“ladies； we must try to sum up the results；” jane was beginning； when a hum； which had been heard for some time through the open window； drowned her voice。
“war！ war！ war！ declaration of war！” men were shouting in the street below。
we looked at each other in horror。
“what war？” we cried。 “what war？” we remembered； too late； that we had never thought of sending anyone to the house of mons。 we had forgotten all about it。 we turned to poll； who had reached the history shelves in the london library； and asked her to enlighten us。
“why；” we cried； “do men go to war？”
“sometimes for one reason； sometimes for another；” she replied calmly。 “in 1760； for example—” the shouts outside drowned her words。 “again in 1797�